Common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina)
...or at least that is the perception.
Common snapping turtles do indeed possess a powerful, formidable bite.
Frankly though...they are just too lazy to generate any legitimate concern. Whenever a human fares poorly in an encounter with a snapping turtle, you can be sure some form of stupidity has been committed...by the human.
For instance:
Our lab often dealt with snapping turtles during a time I was doing experiments in drainable ponds in graduate school. The turtles would lay across the open pond drains while ponds were being emptied. I suspect they were attempting to catch and eat the animals being sucked out by the flow. Often when this happened, the flat bottoms of the turtle shells would block the drain and slow the draining process. The turtles had to be moved to keep us on schedule. Normally, we used a bent piece of reinforcing bar to drag them away from the pipe. We'd haul them out of the pond and carry them down to creek for release (so they could crawl back up the hill later to get into our ponds all over again).
One day, I was draining a pond when the flow in the drain pipe slowed to a trickle. Turtle time. Unfortunately, the rebar was nowhere to be found.
"I know what I'll do", says I to myself. "I'll just kick the turtle until he moves away from the pipe!" (You must understand it had been a long and mentally fatiguing day).
I waded into the pond in an old-fashioned pair of green rubber hip boots. The water was murky so I couldn't see my feet. I could, however, feel with them. There he was. Large, solid and sitting over the drain. One kick. He didn't move. Second kick. Nothing. Third kick...and the turtle had had enough. He swung around and bit my foot solidly as it hit him. After much jerking and pulling and screaming like a frightened school girl I managed to wrench free. A distinct whitened point in the exact shape of a snapping turtle mouth showed where his beak had grabbed the heavy rubber boot.
Fortunately, the kicking did the trick. The turtle moved and the flow resumed. At some point during the draining, the turtle apparently buried itself in the mud (as is their habit) and I never saw it. The next day, however, there was a drag mark about a foot wide leading out of the pond. Given the breadth of my adversary, I felt lucky to still have all my toes.
The lessons I learned from this incident are as follows:
1. If you kick a snapping turtle 3 times, you will get bitten.
2. Find all your equpiment BEFORE you begin a job.
3. If you're have a reputation as a semi-macho biologist and you're going to scream like a schoolgirl, be sure no one hears.
Snapping turtles are not looking for trouble. They're looking for a place to hide or sleep or bask or eat or have sex or lay eggs.
One of my favorite places to see snapping turtles is the Nanney Biological Reserve owned by the University of Illinois. The Nanney reserve is a backwater floodplain of the Embarras River south of Champaign. The floods that periodically fill it foster a rich, productive community of organisms adapted to and dependent on periodic innudation.
To be clear, the Nanney reserve is not the kind of place one would choose for a genteel stroll in the country. The silt and slop are often knee deep and the vegetation is insanely dense. Standing water is a mosquitoe's friend and they are there in astonishing numbers. During my visits I normally wore long sleeves and waders just to keep the insects, spiders and brush from shredding me to bits as I slogged through the mucky undergrowth.
Despite the rigors, the place did have its' charms.
This photo is of a large wet meadow in the north end of the Nanney refuge. The bit of water visible in the bottom of the photo extends across the entire field. Quite a few interesting creatures can be found living in and around these flooded fields. Walking through the head-high vegetation, one might encounter deer, beaver, muskrats...and especially snapping turtles.
I found this magnificently slothful beast sunning on the edge of the same wet meadow pictured above. Approximately three feet long including the tail and head, he was the very image of bloated, languid, leisure. Apart from his size, three unique things intrigue me about this mini-Grendle.
1. His back is covered with mud. Apparently he has recently emerged from having buried itself. Snapping turtles apparently do this on a regular basis, possibly as a means to avoid predators.
Pause for another story about pond draining:
Walking the basin of a pond that had been drained, I once found an odd dark stob in the mud. Curious what this object could be, I bent over to inspect the stob and gave it a gentle tap with my finger. Two nostils immediately flared open in it's center. It was a ten pound snapping turtle buried in the silt to hide from us during the draining...
...and yet another narrow escape for my foolish phalanges.
2. This snapping turtle is missing the claws on his left rear foot. Frostbite? Animal attack? Disease? Whatever took the foot apparently wasn't hurting the turtle, since...
3. It's emmensely fat. Clearly this animal is having no trouble finding food.
What does a snapping turtle eat?
Whatever it wants, obviously. In the Nanney reserve the choices are virtually endless.
The picture above is one of the old oxbow lakes can be found in the southern end of the property. During the spring, after the river has flooded the flood plain and the lakes are full, an amazing melange of living things can be found here.
Immediately after floods, fish swim in the lakes until predators and declining water quality thin them out. Smallmouth salamanders crawl down from low mounds along the water's edge and lay their eggs here. Hyallela azteca, an aquatic isopod, grazes among the rotting cottonwood leaves on the bottom. During the flood, burrowing crayfish emerge from deep undergroud to hatch and release their young into the lakes. I found three species of crayfish there; Cambarus diogenes, the devil crayfish (that species is currently being separated into several sub-groups; I found the orange form which doesn't have a name yet), Procambarus acutus, the White River crayfish and Falicambarus foidens, the digger crayfish. This is the only documented population of F. foides in Champaign County (and I might add, with a modicum of pride, that I was the one who found them).
Crayfish chimneys such as the one above are as dense as one per square meter along the edges of the backwater lakes. It was no coincidence that most of the snapping turtles I found were cruising in those lakes. I'm sure the turtles were a major reason I never found fish carcasses when those lakes dried up. The crayfish and salamanders must have been tasty morsels as well.
So dense were the snapping turtles in those lakes that Steve Buck, the caretaker of the University of Illinois natural properties, considers them a pest. Smallmouth salamander numbers there are dwindling and according to Steve, it's because of the turtles. He may be right.
Yet the turtles and salamanders have been living there together in that backwater almost indefinately. Why would the turtles suddenly be a threat?
Certainly it is an eire feeling to wade through darkened shin-deep water and suddenly see those tell-tale ripples inching among the flooded tree trunks. It is enough to quail the strongest stomach to realize you are standing among a group of invisible 40 pound animals packing enough firepower to bite through a canoe paddle. Maybe Steve is experiencing some emotional transference after having had that experience a few times too many...
...or maybe, the system has been altered to the point that these populations are no longer in balance.
Flood mechanics have changed over time. Due to urbanization, drainage tiles and channelization, more water empties more rapidly off the land and the old natural patters of flooding and subsidence have been shortened and intensified. Some animals do well in these circumstances. Snapping turtles, when they aren't being boiled in a stew or kicked in the hiney by mentally defective bioloigsts, are apparently one of those.
Only study and experiments will determine with certainty what the role of common snapping turtles is in the flood plain lakes of the Nanney Biological Reserve.
In the meantime, it is nice to at least have a few portly water monsters around...
...to keep our imaginations alive.